February 2012
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aimeejenschke:
I reserve fridays for Haley Light time because everyone needs a little Light in their life. YEEEWWWW LIGHT UP MY LYYYYYYFEEE.
i reserve fridays for Aimee Jenschke because everyone just needs an Aimee around all the time. CAUSE YOU ARE MY LAAADDDYYY.
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that awkward moment when,
you go to a guys house and go to the bathroom then tell him not to go in there for awhile, and then proceed to laugh for a long time hoping he will forget what you just said.
that awkward moment when,
you call your friend, and he has to help you regain breathing abilities.
adam saves me life sometime.
it sucks when you want to talk to someone…but no one wants to talk back.
because it is so hard to have a conversation with someone and get no response but they arent even listening because they are too busy on their phone..
is it impossible to talk to someone who can do both.. is there some kind of care package with that? do i have to buy that separately to go along with the friend?
why...
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your body wont let you do anything it doesnt think you can handle.
sho shtop shwith shall shthis shbull shit.
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stories you find in your sophmore notebook..
december 21, 2009
Last summer i had an unfortunate mishap. Right when i was spitting out my gum the wind blew and it got all tangled in my hair…i didnt want to cut it out i would much rather have a gross, gummy part of my hair then no hair. You are sorta like the gum in my hair. I never want to let you go because i love you way too much. So i have to accept you with all the flaws you might...
January 2012
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me and brett use to go to youth group, and the people we use to know are now..
pregnant
30yearold moms trapped in 17yearold bodies
sluts
douchebags
lame
and then there is me and brett who are exactly the same thing we were 5 years ago.
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they couldve said so many things, if they had ever...
people ask “why would you still be their friend?” people say “your choices in life are immature” and you have no response.
because you know those people dont care and they wont try to make it better.
you want things to be ok, and that is why you stay waiting to feel ok
but if you had said something maybe they wouldve tried
but maybe if you had said nothing they wouldve...
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that awkward moment when,
you run out of his house and break down crying because you know you cant do the things he wants you to do, and thats your worst nightmare.
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just an easy payment of $181 a month for 6 years,
sometimes you never realise how much you enjoy someone until you find out your never going to see them again
got my license today
if something good happens something bad has to happen in return apparently
i cant wait for superbowl with erin
my “make friends with everyone because youll regret it when their gone” motto is good…cause i dont have to regret not being your friend...
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burgersalad replied to your post: just an easy payment of $181 a month for 6 years,
PRTY BRGE
if we all bought that boat i would never regret it.
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ill always be the punch line.
helloimbrett:
my girlfriend can finally drive. im so happy.
yes (rabiesprincess) i have, just turned 13.
ive lived in north carolina for i think 8 years, and its the longest ive lived anywhere…and it is starting to get boring (always was) when i was little i use to hate the fact that we moved so much and having to make new friends…
but everyone knows fucking everyone here…and there is no one else to meet and no matter who you meet they are gonna know one of your friends…
...
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wow
you actually suck ass for a living
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sure i want a microwave oven,
but i have no place to put it. I can’t find use for it in my kitchen, i’d much rather it in my car…they always give it to you cold. It’s a constant thought of mine that maybe they forgot…maybe they forgot that you would much rather take it warmer. Perhaps even a little hot if that’s alright with you. Than again there is always too hot for comfort, which i would...
this is such a pity, we should give our love to each other.
i wish aimee didnt have to work today
i wish my tummy wasnt so grumbly
i want to have a scooby doo adventure today
i wish i didnt agree to be home for dinner
i deleted my old zoo to make a new zoo today
i wish my sister wasnt getting married
i wish i had someone so i could make a friendship bacelet for them…remember when i use to do that?
i wish i had more time to figure out my day
...
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americans are like slugs,
they’re fat and slow. And they leave a trail of shit behind them.
aimeejenschke replied to your post: aimeejenschke replied to your post: i want to get…
I have no idea what they’re called so yeah. And we need to hangout. Soon
yes we do..what are you doing this weekend? hahaha.
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the only friends i have take me to go ding dong...
aimeejenschke replied to your post: i want to get matching tattoos with someone, but…
Meeeee I want matching tattoos with someone
lets doo it, matchunf pearl goldfish! hahah i think thats what they are called i forget.
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i want to get matching tattoos with someone, but everyone hates me.
awkward moment #540
customer walks into work asking for a table and you have a half empty glass of beer in your hand…”you are a loud to drink on the job?”
i only like the people who do not stop me from...
and i love the ones who join me.
"so desperate for a hug she'll pretend to be...
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everyday
at work i cant help but wonder why people think they are suppose to put their signature on the line that says Tip Amount: and not the line at the bottom of the ticket that says Signature:
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you aint nothin..
but a shoot a miss honey buns.
i am going to have a big party and invite everyone, because this is dumb as fuck.
people are cowards, you better all come.
i went to eat at my own work today that i have been at all week, and they asked me why i came here and i said “this is my home, because i have no friends and you all are really nice to me, so id rather eat at my work and see my roomates then eat alone in a cold house.”
aimeejenschke:
I’m so tired of being sad. I don’t know what to do with myself.
^
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"What would you do if you were a ghost?"
i would sit and eat beefy crunch burritos all day…they go right through me.
cook at work hands me a box of hot wings:…”now why dont you go ahead and write your name on that.”
ooooh you are real smooth.
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…but in all honesty i just want someone to talk to.
pondsfilm is dead.
helloimbrett:
pondsfilm patrick morrissey you were a nice dirty little underfed beta fish, slayer of your wife, master of staring contests. goodnight sweet prince. you will be missed.
come into bretts room…”brett this fish it dead.”
dont pretend you cared about your fish.
